Culty Catch Up: Finding The Cavs

2015-01-18 Off By David Wood
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The elbow area of the floor has been so empty and cold lately.

Each week there is a ton of NBA media pertaining to the Cavs and the league in general that deserves recognition. A lot of it goes unread because there just isn’t enough time to keep up with it. Don’t worry. I’ve got you covered with six to eight notable reads/videos (the last two reads are up in the air just like the Cavs bench production this season) from the past seven days to get you through the weekend feeling entertained, caught up, and much smarter. I’ll throw in Earl’s Pearl of the Week and some other features to add to the entertainment.

Throughout life people are constantly trying to find themselves. It’s a day-to-day process and encompasses all sorts of choices. For example, a few days ago I was sporting a homeless man sized beard and was having a facial hair crisis. I felt fierce when I looked in the mirror and was able to realistically contemplate putting beads of some form near my face. My beard was full of possibilities; however, I also realized that it’s not right to let people stare at me and wonder if I’m homeless

So I went to the barber shop. After twenty minutes, I walked out with a smooth face. I felt jolly. And, since the Cavs won that night and the next night against the Clippers, I have decided that that’s a sign I made the right choice. I found myself that day at the shop, even if it was just a tiny bit. That discovery may change though (maybe when the Cavs lose again or I stare at this photo too long) and that’s okay. Everything is constantly changing. Hopefully, the King understands that.

LeBron James is approaching old age as far as basketball goes, and sometimes people have affairs when they get older to inject some spice back into their life. LeBron is doing just that this season. He’s cheating on the post. He’s having a romp with dribbling the ball, and unfortunately for fans, this affair is going down in front of them, instead of in a seedy hotel room.

Miami Heat v Boston Celtics

Last season with the Heat, the King would do work 3.7 times a game from the elbow area, and this year he is doing that just 1.9 times a game. Furthermore, he touched the ball 77.7 times a game last season and now touches it 85.6 times a game on a team with more dominant ball handlers than Miami ever had. It makes no sense, but what can you expect from a man having dirty rendezvous. I imagine most men who have affairs during their mid-life crisis regret it and go back to their wives. I have to think this because I want the LeBron of Miami who loved the elbow area to return.

That elbow area really needs some love. Not only has LeBron walked way from it, Kevin Love has too. It was Kevin’s soul mate less than 12 months ago. Kevin Pelton and Amin Elhassan point this fact out in an article for ESPN Insider.

Looking beyond the shooting stats, the coach’s observation rings true. The biggest change in Love’s usage is that he is rarely playing at the elbow. Last season, Love’s 11.6 touches per game at the elbow ranked second in the league, per SportVU. This season, Love is averaging just 3.3 elbow touches per game, putting him 65th — right behind new teammate Timofey Mozgov.

David Blatt is a man who needs to figure out some stuff going on in his life. Is he a fire breathing offensive genius or simply an expensive doormat for LeBron to stomp around on? Wayne Embry has the answer over at I Go Hard Now. 

David Blatt needs to become himself, that insufferable [dude] that was screaming at players during timeouts and sending them into the locker room back in Tel Aviv (that’s in not America, by the way).  The [man] that pulls players right off the court, no matter who they are, and sticks their [butts] on the bench with the meanest superglue in existence, no matter what the score.   If they won’t run his system, HE’LL PULL THAT TONGUE OUT OF THEY MOUTH AND STAAAAAAAAB IT WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER.

And, Wanye’s comrade at I Go Hard Now named Spacefunmars (I couldn’t figure out his real name. It appears that he runs the site called spacefunmars.com and tells stories from the point of view of his pets, which in my eyes is the sign of a genius.) thinks Blatt is just done.

The Cavs can’t fire Blatt tomorrow because LeBron pushed him today. That would look bad, to say the least. Or they’ll just do it anyway because nothing the Cavs do surprises me. I doubt they do it if the Cavs win big against the Lakers on Thursday, either. It’s something that’s lurking behind the next big loss, assuming that loss doesn’t follow an extended period of great basketball.

Patrick Redford did a short piece for Vice Sports about LeBron’s GM skills. Let’s just say he has more in common with Billy King than R.C. Buford. Obviously, this isn’t making LeBron happy and explains a lot about this season.

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Ethan Strauss recently put a piece up for ESPN detailing the ways in which Draymond Green may be a max player.

Unlike some other defensive specialists, Green plays enough offense to remain on the floor. His ability to capably hit open 3-pointers means he can play more minutes than Tony Allen or Andre Roberson. He also rebounds, passes, pushes the ball in transition and throws Kevin Love-style outlet passes. About the only thing Green can’t do on a basketball court is create his own shot.

If Love is getting a max contract someday soon doesn’t Green deserve one by default? Out of the five skills listed there, Kevin does just one of them (rebound), and it isn’t even the one with his namesake.

The sixth man piece is one that was written about an often troubled sixth man. Jan Hubbard wrote about the recently deceased Roy Tarpley at Sheridan Hoops. This is my favorite Tarpley quote from it:

“I love Tabasco sauce. When I was a kid, I used to drink it right out of a bottle. I’m serious. But when I went to the bathroom, I’d be hurtin’.”

Tarpley’s legacy is more than that, but that is a quote I will be holding on to for the rest of my life.

I know you’re sick of reading, so watch former Cav Mo Williams goes crazy with jump shots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHnhw1Z9R98

Finally, look at LeBron James exercising some conservation of energy by not jumping to constest a three from the Lakers’ Wes Johnson. That is how you save your legs to take ill-advised three pointers.

Earl’s Pearl of the Week

J.R. Smith seems to enjoy perseverance. He will always shoot even if he isn’t making it, so I imagine he enjoyed Kevin Garnett’s spat with Dwight Howard this week. After the two big guys got tangled up, KG refused to let the situation rest. He head butted Dwight and then after being restrained for a little bit tried to run back at Howard for round two. See the footage here. KG even has a sort of walk it off moment where it seems like he is thinking to himself, “this is an everyday thing.” That’s exactly how J.R. thinks about his shots. A miss or a make is an everyday thing for him.

Bottom Lines of the Week

While Mo Williams’ line of 52 points on 19-33 shooting against the Pacers during a loss is impressive, he didn’t really do much else stat wise aside from getting seven assists. Mo’s line might be the best some weeks, but not when Russell Westbrook puts up a triple double that is almost all numbers around twenty against the title contending Warriors. Russ had 17 points, 17 assists, and 15 rebounds.

Random questions jumping around in my head:

Would Kevin Love be better if he was the Cavs’ sixth man?

I actually think this would allow Love to get the touches he requires and allow David Blatt to the run the offense, at least on the second unit. If you read the piece above about Love’s problems on the Cavs, it’s painfully obvious that he needs plays to set him up for success. Love and Blatt need each other right now more than ever. That leads to my second question:

Is Kevin Love worth a max contract?

Love will most likely get a max contract; however, I don’t know if he deserves it. Defensively, he is a sieve, and offensively, he may be dependent on others to get him going. This question came up because I have convinced myself that Draymond Green would be a better fit for the Cavs than Love right now.

The quote of the week goes to Russell Westbrook. It’s from right after he had his triple double against the warriors. During the post-game press conference, a reporter asked him if he was upset. Westbrook’s answer was very short.

“I just don’t like you.”

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