Recap: Cavs 94, Bulls 73 (Or, Champagne SuperDova)

2015-05-15 Off By David Wood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXzCvwD_e4c

Cleveland put away the Chicago Bulls in a decisive manner tonight to earn a trip to the Eastern Conference Finals. The Cavs held Chicago to 37% shooting and just four made threes. Matthew Dellavedova led the way with a podium level-performance to silence all haters. He scored 19 points shooting 7-11 from the floor and 3-6 from behind the arc. Delly defended his Australian pride by covering every single guy on the floor, centers included, and doing it well. He was +21 for the evening and scored the first five of the Cavs 15 points in the third quarter. He was unstoppable for 31 minutes.

Tristan Thompson also helped out scoring ten points in the first quarter, including two And-1s, on his way to 13 points and 17 rebounds. Iman Shumpert, bench man turned starter, rounded out the Mini-3 with 13 points, and a game high +26. His nine second quarter points started a Cavs lead the Bulls couldn’t overcome. The mini-3 stepped up because the remaining two of the Big-3 played hobbled. Kyrie Irving played only 12 minutes after going down in the second quarter, and he scored just six points. LeBron James scored 15 points, but it took him 23 shots and worn out doing it.

David Wood and EvilGenius decided to share their email diary of the game. Here it is:

First Quarter:

The Cavs opened the night moving slowly on defense and letting Pau Gasol get whatever looks he wanted. Rose also drove to the paint at will untouched like he had a communicable disease. The King shot 2-6 and seemed happy taking some poorly thought out shots, but Tristan Thompson and Timofey Mozgov countered that by combining for 16 points on 5-8 shooting.

DW: So, to start this night out, I need to know your opinion on this year’s playoff song by the Black Eyed Peas. Better or worse than the Pitbull one from last year? I’m going with absolutely worse, and I wonder who the Black Eyed Peas know that got them that song spot, Baby.

EG: It’s so bad. It would have been bad in 2009 when the Black Eyed Peas were still relevant. Although, it was even worse when they had the cast of Pitch Perfect 2 lip-synching it with Will.I.Am…

DW: 9:51 — Isn’t Pau Gasol injured? The Cavs seem to have forgotten they have to stay on him when covering pick and rolls. They probably should have figured this out by now. He already has four points. Tristan Thompson is doing his best to counter him though actually hunting for his own shot.

EG: 9:31 — The TT post game is a new wrinkle that I like. If Canadian Dynamite can help get Bulls bigs in foul trouble, this could be a good thing.

DW: 8:40 — Oh no, Cavs are forgetting some of the simple stuff like boxing out. This might get bad. Jimmy Butler just got an offensive board after running to the rim with no resistance.

EG: 7:53 — Pau doesn’t seem to even leave the floor on a flat-footed dunk. Maybe hamstrings are over-rated?

DW: Of all the guys that need to jump in the NBA, Pau ranks near the bottom on that list. Also, what’s up with LeBron taking terrible out of rhythm 3-point shots. Why? Both of his trips into the post resulted in good things, a dump to Thompson and an easy tear drop shot. He’s an automatic double team in the paint. I bet the Bulls are sending hate mail to LeBron about his jump shot trying to trick him into proving something.

EG: 7:22 — Kyrie’s shot looked smoother than a baby’s rear end on that three. The two injured guys are doing damage early on both sides…

DW: 6:22 — Kyrie is keeping the Cavs in it with those quick five points. The King finally abused a mismatch with Mike Dunleavy on him to dish it to Mozgov. Sometimes I think the team forgets what they’re capable of.

EG: 5:27 — This is the second time the Bulls have mis-communicated and just thrown the ball to nobody this quarter. Uncharacteristic of a Thibs coached team. Maybe they should use headsets…

DW: 4:42 — Mozgov and Thompson are both really active tonight. They are keeping Chicago honest on defense by showing the ability to take a dribble or two before driving to the hoop.

EG: Looks like the plan is to attack inside with TT and Moz early and often. Moz doing a much better job on offense than last game. 2-2 from floor and line…

Mozerati

DW: 4:18 — Air MOZGOV. The Mozerati just hit a ramp and launched towards the rim to get fouled by Taj Gibson. Also, I hate the TT hate. When he’s switched onto Rose, he is doing as good of a job as any other player on the floor. Rose makes impossible shots. He can make anyone look like a fool.

EG: 4:16 — Does Moz have the highest arcing rainbow free throw shot in the NBA?

DW: When compared to Noah, it’s the highest ever. Love how active TT is, but the King just wasted TT’s extra effort with an off balance three from an offensive rebound. That led to some Dunleavy long ball transition action.

2:55Irving thankfully brings the ball back and gets to the line, but he seems like he’s bailing out the King and the crowd knows it.

EG: 2:15 — I’ve said this before, but there’s NOTHING I hate more than when the Cavs take a long shot, miss, fortunately get a rebound, then immediately launch a long three that misses, which leads to a run out transition three (usually by someone like Dunleavy or Hinrich). Just SO INFURIATING!

DW: Do you think the King’s shot is ugly. It seems to have a leaning back movement to it, sort of like Dion Waiter’s shot before he “fixed” it.

EG: It certainly has looked ugly this game. Big contrast from Game 5. LBJ seems content to jack up shots rather than drive inside like he did last game.

2:24 — JAMES FREAKING JONES finally knocks one down after what seems like a very long drought. I take my shirt off to find his name on the back and touch it for luck… yes, I can be crazy superstitious… don’t judge me…

DW: 2:08 — Rose just blasted by Irving on the left and forced him out of the play using his right shoulder. Irving can’t get free for the ball the next trip down the floor even with off-ball screens. He’s injured.

TT wants it more than anyone in the game right now. Canadian TnT just pulled down two offensive boards in a row with Taj Gibson fouling him for a three point play. The Bulls were all surrounding him.

EG: 2 Seconds Holy Upsidedown Cake! TT nearly flips over throwing down the and-one alley-oop from Delly. Thank goodness he seems to be okay. Cavs finish up what seems like the highest scoring quarter in the series up two. TT was the straw that stirred the drink!
TT

DW: Tristan is a basketball cyborg programmed to get any ball within three feet of the rim. They forgot to tell him offensive and defensive rebounding are different. How did that shot go in?

EG: End of first quarter — TT has been the secret weapon so far. He’s the NBA equivalent of Tigger, bouncing constantly to get rebounds and score. Cavs need to find a better way to stop D-Rose from getting in the paint though. Kyrie should not be guarding him… at all. Cavs up, 33-31.

Second Quarter:

The Cavs started out slowly with Kyrie hobbling around until he actually injured himself stepping on Big T’s foot. Delly came in for him and stopped Rose’s play making and scoring/the idea of a Bull’s offense. The Bulls scored just seven points in the final eight minutes of the quarter, while the Cavs put up 20 behind Iman’s quick nine points.

EG: 10:43 — Cavs employing a super small line-up with no Moz and LBJ out with foul trouble. Luckily, Shump deciding to do an LBJ impression and take it to the hole with authority…

DW: 9:49 — NOooooOOOOOO. Kyrie on the floor. Why is this happening to me?

EG: Kyrie apparently steps on TT’s foot and goes down in a heap. Looks like he’s favoring his left leg.

DW: Shump can take Dunleavy off the dribble tonight better than LeBron right now. Again, another sign the King needs the ball near the hoop.

EG: 9:15 — Gasol and Nikola Mirotic playing Euro two man game. LBJ not “locking it down” on defense just yet this game…

DW: What’s LeBron doing? How is Mirotic going by him that close to the hoop. Why aren’t we boxing out if we are trying to play small ball? This is just too easy for the Bulls right now. A hobbled Pau Gasol offensive board leading to LeBron being burned by a bearded man not named James Harden is sad.

8:11 — Mozgov is fading out. He just missed a two foot gimme.

EG: 8:02 — Matthew Dellavedova gets a hail of boos from the Chicago crowd. Hilarious.

DW: 7:41 — LeBron getting tied up by Hinrich for a jump ball, J.R. Smith throwing the ball out of bounds, those are easy ways to lose a game. And, now TT has an arm wrap on sitting on the bench. That fall at the end of the first must have did a little damage.

EG: 7:27 — After a “whoops there it is” steal… JR throws a Shaqtin’ a fool pass to nowhere…

DW: JR was the most surprised guy in the United Center for about eight seconds right there.

EG: 6:16 — On the replay it was clear that Hinrich had a whole lot of LeBron’s arm and upper body in addition to the ball…

DW: Still Cavs had a chance at the rebound because LeBron was down low. God like things happen when he gets in that position. Mozgov pulled in a board after a wide open 3-pointer from the attention LeBron demanded just posting up for a few seconds to pass.

5:19And, the thuggery begins. Moronic, which is what Mirotic autocorrects to, should be ejected. There was no play on the ball there.

EG: Mirotic decides it’s time to mix things up after a no-call on Butler. He Goes for Shump’s head. Shump sells it, but it should be a Flagrant on Mirotic none-the-less… He likely won’t get an ejection after all the complaining last game about the quick ejection of Taj. Could be a flagrant 2 though…

DW:5:09 — When did Shump become the best off the dribble guy on the Cavs. He blows by Mirotic and then goes through the defenders at the rim. Then he follows it up with a 3-pointer. He’s on fire. Cavs building a lead, 47-40.

Shump is more of a heat check guy then people realize. He just shuts his shot down when it isn’t falling, so it’s not as obvious when he’s chasing shots.

EG: 4:38 — SHUMP is feelin it!

DW: And, he’s still feeling it. Shump is hounding Butler in the corner. No SHOT FOR YOU JIMMY!

EG: Cavs have really turned up the defensive intensity in the second quarter.

DW: 3:44 — Delly has the worst luck. He plays perfect defense only for Rose to make a banker over his hand.

EG: 3:20 — Moz makes the classic mistake of putting the ball on the floor after a terrific inside pass from Shump. He lets himself get munched by Pebbles.

DW: 2:14 — Iman is Shumping the heck out of them. Another three. He’s gonna get charged with assault if he keeps this up.

EG: Shump is >>>> than Butler so far. Early audition for the 2016 Most Improved Player Award?

26 Seconds JR gets Snell to fall for the extremely delayed “banana in the tailpipe” trick. Somewhere Eddie Murphy is smiling… and collecting royalties from this site… Separately, I would give a large sum of money to know what Kyrie and Haywood are talking about on the bench.

DW: I bet it involves Haywood asking Irving if he thinks winning a title without playing any minutes is still honorable.

EG: 2 Seconds — Dammit James Jones! I REALLY wanted that Delly coast-to-coast bucket to beat the buzzer before the end of the half!

DW: Why did JJ have to foul? He needs to know his roll and just practice his three stroke even if he doesn’t have the ball.

Delly getting put in for Irving changed this game. Just stopping Rose from getting penetration reduced the Bull’s offensive ability to do anything. Without the defense collapsing, Chicago was useless scoring seven points in eight minutes, while the Cavs scored 20. The Cavs really hunkered down with Shump and Delly on the floor. The extra Shumpfense is what got the Cavs this lead going into the half. LeBron only has six points and has given up at least five points with the run out Mike Dunleavy 3-pointer and loss of Nikola earlier.

EG: It is POURING rain here in Los Angeles (we needed it!)! But not nearly as hard as JR, Shump, Delly and JFJ RAINED down the threes and the defense on the Bulls in the second quarter…

DW: Thompson won that first quarter. Shump won the second quarter. Who is winning this third quarter for the Cavs? LeBron has got to get it going. I’m so sick of him doing this:

LeBron's 1st half shot chart.

LeBron’s 1st half shot chart.

His shot just won’t fall. Still, Cleveland enters the half up, 58-44.

Halftime:

EG: If there was a moment where the Cavs absolutely needed to choke a team out early in a second half, it would be now. LBJ can make this all but academic if he comes out and plays his unstoppable post and paint game for the next 12 minutes.

Here’s a question for the second half… Should the Cavs just keep Kyrie on the bench and go with a Shump, Delly, JR rotation for the remainder in the backcourt? No coincidence that they went on that run after Kyrie went out. I love the kid, but he just can’t play effective D with his injuries.

And Lisa Salters just answered my question…

Third Quarter:

After a relatively high-octane first quarter, followed by a Cavs lockdown in the second, the third period began as a virtual wasteland of scoring. Things went from offensive-minded to just plain offensive to watch. Luckily, the Cavs had their own version of Mad Max to keep the Bulls from stampeding through this scoreless desert, as the SuperDova was about to explode.

DW: 10:11 — This is some ugly basketball right now. And, that was an even uglier foul call. Mike Dunleavy just hugged Tristan’s arm like it was a baby doll and TT got called for a foul.

EG: At this point, really wonder if LBJ’s back is bothering him and keeping him out of the paint…

DW: Not sure, he just dove to the ground for that loose ball pretty effortlessly. I think he’s just stubborn and in love with his shot.

EG: 9:09 — After a virtual rugby scrum in the key on the Cavs end of the floor, Moz blocks Butler’s shot into oblivion on the other end.

DW: 8:16 — Pau Gasol tries to back down Delly, but it’s not happening. That stinks for Pau.

EG: 7:51 — LBJ jacks yet another off balance three. Teams have combined for a cement block like 1-17 start to the half…

DW: 7:10 — LeBron just spent 19 seconds dribbling and then dished the ball to Shump. Shump missed the rim for a shot clock violation. Let’s get a timeout soon. The King might need to see Mike Miller for a pep talk.

6:13 — Matty D just banked in a shot that was a lob. That’s our offense right now.

EG: 6:01 — On the other end LBJ picks up his fourth foul on a debatable blocking call… Blatt risks it and keeps him in there…

5:45 — Delly nails a three and now has all five points of the third quarter. Also, on that last shot… one of the announcers actually says “Delly is a good player.” I guess the third quarter is the Delly quarter, since he is the only Cav who has scored for the first seven minutes of it. Unless Bron hits like seven more of those post up turnarounds, or a 90 foot buzzer beater, this quarter belongs to Delly…

DW: 5:00 — The prayers of thousands of bloggers are answered. LeBron just went to the post and hit a jumper. Then he hit the repeat button the next play. Okay, Blatt you’re an offensive genius.

EG: 4:25 — I’ve been re-directed on the C:tB site so many times to GoGardenClub.com that I finally broke down and became a member…

3:05 — Delly the hero of the quarter follows up a rare miss with a terrific charge on DRose… AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE! OI! OI! OI!

DW: 44 Seconds — Delly just threw a lazy cross court pass. He wants James to have the quarter award. Although, in typical J.R. Smith fashion, J.R. has now made two threes in a row to enter the conversation.

EG: 25 Seconds — JR making a strong push with his second silky smooth three to be the player of the third quarter…

EG: 5 Seconds — Delly can’t guard EVERYONE at once. Butler hits a wide open three after Shump falls down under the hoop. Delly tries to guard both Rose and Butler at the top of the key, but there’s only so much this superhuman Aussie can do… (or IS there?)

DW: That was a tough quarter to watch. I had to cover my dog’s eyes about three minutes in to spare them the horror. LeBron must have gotten some talking to during the timeout because he looked like a completely different guy for a couple of minutes.

EG: I fortunately missed a little bit of it because the flood came in my neighborhood and my trash cans started floating away down the street and into neighbor’s cars. Even a street full of flooded trash looked better than that quarter… Cavs still lead 73-60.

Fourth Quarter:

The Cavs 13 point lead to start the quarter still seemed a little tenuous (given the four fouls on LBJ and the Kyrie injury), at least until the Thunder From Down Under decided to put a quick end to the Bulls hope, their season, and most likely Tom Thibadeau’s tenure as coach, with an eight point barrage to push the lead to 20.

DW: 10:50 — Delly just did a spin move off a pick and scored. This is his best game ever. Delly then gets a steal, now a three. DDDDEEEEELLLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLYLY. Too much excitement. Delly is forcing my keyboard to malfunction.

9:11 — Delly just hit another three pointer. This game is just Dellyliscious!

EG: Delly is going into “deity” mode in the second half. Give that man a statue!!!

7:59 — LBJ does a 720 in the lane on his way to the hoop.

Delly just kangaroo punched the Bulls in the face! Repeatedly! I really hope Cols is watching this! (turns out he was, and he typed out this post which will be memorialized here)…

Cols714 says:
May 14, 2015 at 10:02 pm
I take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about Delly. Really really impressive.​

And since the game was basically over after this exploding SuperDova… here’s what the commentariat had to say:

JMay: DellY for MVP please!

Kevin: Nuclear Delly engaged

John B: Delly holy mf cow!!!!!!!!

Brandon: We all eating Delly turds right now..,,good for him…UNBELIEVABLE

believeLAND: HAHAHAAAA MAN THIS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!! I dreamt of the day I saw that comment from Cols!!

NOMAD: IF HE KEEPS THIS UP I AM GOING TO START DRINKING FOSTERS !!

Bw: *chugs beer, grabs laptop, orders a dellavedova jersey. * WOOOOO!

Dr. Puck: Delladeroleplayer burning Chicago down!

C6H12O6: Delly might be Mike Brown’s greatest find!

Tom Pestak: GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAY I’VE ALWAYS LOVED DELLY EVEN WHEN IT WASN’T POPULAR. WHAT IS HAPPENING. DEATH BY SUPERDOVA?!?!?! BOOBIE GIBSON GAME REDUX?!?!?! COLS I GOT YOU ON THIS ONE THO!

Nate Smith: Matt Makin himself some $$$$$$$$

Phil Hubbard: That was Delly-ightful, Delly-icious, Delly-ectable…

[Phil also gets credit for coining the “Champagne SuperDova” subtitle for this piece in the thread]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3C7DECI0jU

Then DW and I spent the remainder of garbage time feeling a little bad for the Bulls and Thibs…

So… what’s next for you, Thibs?

DW: Nothing is working for the Bulls right now. I sorta feel bad for them. This is how it ends.

EG: Kinda feel bad for Thibs. He’s just watching the clock tick down on his Bulls career…

DW: Thibs will be fine in the end. I think he got a lot out of a Bulls team that didn’t really have an offense installed that made good guys great.

The Bulls are this…

Final Thoughts:

While this was not the expected hard-fought, tough-nosed Game 6 that many expected it to be, it was an immensely satisfying win for a gutsy, injury-riddled but never-say-die team and its title hungry fan base. The Cavs went into Chicago on a mission to show the basketball world not just how good their stars were, but how great of a team they are. Their bench mob had perhaps their finest game of the year, draining threes, playing lock-down defense, and out-hustling the increasingly demoralized Bulls. With one star long gone, another re-hobbled early in the game, and their leader back to being a more inefficient version of himself (at least on the scoring end of things), the unlikeliest of heroes emerged to not only save the day, but to annihilate the Bulls in every facet of the game. The bench mob outscored the Chicago bench 40-20, and they hit 9-18 from deep to put the nails in the Bulls’ playoff coffin.

When this team says things like “next man up” and “no excuses” you’d better believe they mean it. Now the Cavs will enjoy nearly a week off before facing either the Wizards at the Q, or the Hawks in Atlanta. Cavs fans will have a week to enjoy the hell out of these hard-hat grinders that populate this team (in every sense of the word). And, the media will have a week to not only learn how to pronounce the word “Dellavedova” but also compose many verses in iambic pentameter about the exploits of the Wonder from Down Under.

[UPDATED]

And speaking of that, while it ain’t iambic pentameter, here’s a way you can actually enjoy the Black Eyed Peas NBA Awesome song:

(DELLY IS) AWESOME

He is awesome

That dude is awesome

So freaking awesome
Aussie awesome
Yeah, you know it
He’s the boss
I know you know it
So sing with Cols…

Delly, Delly, Delly…

Delly, Delly, Delly, Delly!
He is Awesome
And you know it
Bron thinks he’s Awesome
And you know it
Blatt says he’s Awesome
And you know it
Imponente is Awesome (in Italian)
DELLY, DELLY, DELLY, DELLY

DELLY, DELLY, DELLY!

He’s ballin’, Delly, Delly he’s ballin’
Like he’s got Fosters on his wrist when he’s rockin’ like this
You can see who callin’ (OI! OI! OI!)
And you know it

Now don’t be hatin’
He be aggravatin’
He don’t look like Jordan takin’ flight

But he’s ready for a fight

He’s boardin’
And you know it

He’s hustlin’

And you know it

He’s ballin’

And you know it

Can’t touch him now (Can’t touch him now)
Can’t stop him now (Can’t stop him now)
He go arenas, go so SuperDova, oh my god
Oh my lordy, Oh my goodness
Lordy, mercy, You just watch him
Watch him like he’s movin’
Give him a statue cause he’s
Awesome!

DELLY! DELLY! DELLY!

FREAKING DELLY! DELLY! DELLY!
He is awesome
And you know it.

 

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