Pop Quiz: Cavaliers Off-Season

2015-08-10 Off By Robert Attenweiler

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August is a terrible month for concentration. Amid all of your trips to the beach, gastrointestinal conundrums like this nestled beneath unassuming tents at the state fair, and attacking your “before summer’s over” bucket list with the precision of a drunken surgeon (which, really, let’s be honest, is just a much longer list of g.i. ticklers… like any one of these), it can be difficult to keep focused.

But the 2015-16 NBA season kicks off in a mere 11 weeks, so there’s no time for us here at CtB to laze about and get the mental version of a paunchy tummy (physical versions… well, that’s another story). We need to stay mentally sharp — on the ready.

In the absence of an ESPN-affiliated drill instructor to kick in our CtB barracks door at 4:45 am and make each one of us recite LeBron James’s career shooting percentages with five seconds or less on the shot clock for games decided by exactly three points while running uphill carrying a Mo Williams jersey filled with rocks, well… we opted for a quick pop quiz instead.

Feel free to play along and match your own off-season Cavs mental prowess against our crack team of writers. Or… you know… start looking for rocks for your Mo jersey.

1.) True or False: Tristan Thompson will be re-signed by the end of August.

Tom Pestak: I shook my magic 8 ball and the response was mysteriously “Bledsoe”.  I’m going to interpret that as False.

David Wood: False. However, Tristan will be re-signed eventually. His contract will be friendlier than expected because no one else can offer him, or will offer him, close to what the Cavs can.

Nate Smith: False. It will happen in the first few days of camp in October.

Evil Genius: False. Rich Paul will have TT sign the Q.O. just before camp starts.

Ben Werth: False. There is no real incentive for either party to rush a deal.

Cory: Figity false. This staring contest will last until early October.

 

2.) Barring significant injury, how many games will LeBron James play this season:

A.) more than 75

B.) between 68-74

C.) between 60-67

D.) whatever getting a pair of two week hiatuses during the season, as well as being shut down for the last week of the regular season adds up to.

 

Tom: Barring significant injury I say B, because of D.

David: A. The King isn’t always going to be the primary offensive option as the team meshes this season. He’ll play less minutes in more games this year but still be refreshed.

Nate: A. The NBA is (finally) trying to limit back-to-backs and four-in-fives. This will help LeBron see the court more, though his minutes will be reduced, and he’ll still get a few nights off.

EG: A. It’ll be more about minutes management than missed games for LBJ.

Ben: A. The Cavs are likely to win between 65 and 70 games with its current roster. Bron will play far fewer minutes, but will play in almost all the games in order to secure the most wins in the NBA.

Cory: B. LeBron will get his maintenance vacation around January.

 

3.) True or False: Richard Jefferson will average near last season’s mark of 16.8 minutes a game (in 74 games played). [For comparison: Shawn Marion averaged even more minutes per game than Jefferson last year (19.3) but in only 57 games.]

 

Tom: I’ll say 16.8 plus or minus 4.2 minutes per game.  Don’t know if that’s true or false…

David: True. Jefferson is going to take up some of the small forward minutes. He’s our only SF with true SF size.

Nate: True. Jefferson will spot start a few times, and the Cavs will try to limit LeBron to 35 a night. They’ll share the floor as well.

EG: True. More minutes for RJ will be why LBJ doesn’t miss too many games.

Ben: True. RJ will get about 18 minutes a night. He can play a bit as a stretch four as well.

Cory: False. Jefferson will see about 14 minutes per game.

 

4.) Which of these stats is Joe Harris most likely to set a new career high in 2015-16:

A.) Games Started (1)

B.) Total Points (136)

C.) 3 point percentage (.369)

D.) none of the above

 

Tom: B. There should be a lot of garbage time for JoeHa to pad his stats

David: C. Young Joe is only playing this season if he can show he’s an automatic corner shooter. He should be super glued to the corner spot six hours a day right now trying to earn some LeBron assisted treys.

Nate: E. All of the above, but it will be for the Charge.

EG: If the Cavs sign both JR and another vet wing… then D. If they don’t… then C.

Ben: D. I have a hard time seeing Joe on the roster by mid December.

Cory: B. Harris will be the human victory cigar this year.

 

5.) True or False: the reported mutual interest between Jamal Crawford and the Cavaliers (regardless of the fact that he is still under contract with the Los Angeles Clippers) is about more than just management showing J.R. Smith they are willing to move on without him.

 

Tom: I’m praying False.

David: False. This is about showing the league that this team can handle Crawford’s DH style of play and actually turn it into a plus with their bench squads.

Nate: False. MIKE MILLER outplayed Crawford in a head’s up matchup last year. Crawford went 3-12 and was -19. Jamal is (insert picture of toast).

EG: True. There’s really nowhere else for JR to go (if he wants the best chance of winning on a team where he knows he can play decent minutes and is a good fit). Cavs can always use another wing who can shoot threes (they still pursued Ray Ray last year).

Ben: False. The Cavs have no interest in another guard/wing who can’t defend. It’s just noise.

Cory: True. I’d much rather have Smith at this point. Crawfish might be the leagues worst defender.

 

6.) Which Cavs player not named James, Irving or Love is most likely to have multiple 30-point games in 2015-16:

A.) Iman Shumpert

B.) Mo Williams

C.) Timofey Mozgov

D.) J.R. Smith 

 

Tom: I’d wager that no one outside of the Big 3 will breach 30 more than once.  And that one time will be Mo Gotti.

David: A. Iman can score like crazy when he gets upset. In game six against the Bulls, Nikola Mirotic clotheslined Shump and Iman shumped the crap out of the Bulls for nine quick points. Who is gonna lay him out for the extra points?

Nate: A. Mo Williams, a player destined to shine in end-of-the-season garbage games, and a spot start or three.

EG: E. (none of the above). Hard to imagine any of these guys (other than maybe Mo if he has to start for multiple games due to injury) touching 30 even once this year…

Ben: Multiple means more than one. Mo went for 20 plus 18 times last season, but only eclipsed 30 twice. 52 was Mo’s high for the season. His next best outing, 31. Still, with all the open threes Williams will see this season, he will likely get 30 a  few times.

Cory: D. If you have to count on J.R. Smith, you’re in a bad spot. When he’s your fourth or fifth scorer, it’s ham gravy.

 

Answer Key: Question #1: False… that much is probably clear by this point. Question #2: B. Y’all really think LeBron is going to miss fewer than seven games this season?? I mean, it’s possible, but I’m not betting on it. Question #3: True. Or False. But only if False means he’ll average more. RJ should be a really solid contributor for the team this year. Question #4: D. Now, go out and prove this test maker wrong, Joe! Question #5: True. It’s also about keeping the dream of the Brendan Haywood trade exception alive! Question #6: B. Welcome back to Cleveland, Mo Williams!

 

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