Recap: Houston 120, Cleveland 88 (or, Denmark Rotten)

Recap: Houston 120, Cleveland 88 (or, Denmark Rotten)

2018-02-04 Off By Nate Smith

In a season of embarrassing performances, this one stood out as among the most joyless, dysfunctional, depressing home losses of any in LeBron James’ 11 years in Cleveland. It was obvious from the tip – as an anonymous commenter paraphrased the Bard – “that something really is rotten in Denmark.” On national TV against one of the top three teams in the league, the Cavs failed to put forth an effort that would please even the most myopic Cleveland Fans. LeBron James was passive from the start, deferring to cold shooting teammates, and failing to mount even minimal defensive effort on a majority of plays. After the game, James posted one of the most disengaged and intentionally passive and obtuse interviews ever. As John B responded to Shakespeare on the live thread, “the whole team, including the King, has been poisoned.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaXADYNL1ZQ

The Cleveland starting backcourt currently makes winning an impossibility. Isaiah and J.R. went 2-10 in the first quarter, with J.R. Smith missing four triples and Isaiah Thomas missing two for a whopping four points (and added zero assists). Their counterparts, Chris Paul and James Harden banged out sixteen and five assists. That disparity tells half the story of this game. The whole team’s complete and total lack of cohesion and effort told the other half.

Once again this game, despite barely having the legs to get the ball to the rim on an NBA three pointer, Isaiah Thomas continues to fire away, going 0-4 this game including two mind-numbingly pull-ups on the break that we all knew had no chance of going in. Thomas was as bad as  always in this contest. The difference is so was everyone else.

After a 32-20 first, the game bled away. Jeff Van Gundy and Mark Jackson both rightly called out the Cavalier leadership for the team’s lack of effort on defense, as the Cavs were content to watch the Rockets destroy while the Cavs exerted minimal effort in transition or in the half-court. It isn’t a scheme issue at this point. It’s a lack of effort. The team was booed throughout the game, again, rightfully so.

Despite their ineffectiveness, Tyronn Lue kept rolling out the same folks, including Derrick Rose who Lue hinted might get some more run in his pregame comments. Rose went 3-11, including 1-4 from three. He can’t shoot either.

As the game wore on, the commentary from Jeff Van Gundy and Jackson became more interesting than the game. Van Gundy noted that he might bring up several G-Leaguers to play with the Cavs just to give effort. They both also repeatedly called out the Cavs’ leaders for the team’s laziness.

It was completely obvious that LeBron James was mailing this in third class. And we all wondered why he was still playing into the third until he exploded towards the rim to get a foul and get just enough points to keep his double digit scoring streak alive. He didn’t deserve to.

The game descended into an oblivion of Rocket fast breaks, threes, and terrible Cavalier shots. It was almost fitting that the Cavs’ got destroyed despite a bad shooting night from Harden who went 1-11 from downtown. The rest of the rockets went 18-40 beyond the arc including 6-9 from Chris Paul who dropped a game high +47 (you read that right), along with 22 points and nine assists. Ryan Anderson played the role of rifleman, going 5-9 from three himself, including a couple from around 30 feet away, and was +39 with 21 points.

The lone bright spot and two of the few second half cheers came from a pair of garbage time buckets from Cedi Osman who came in and ran the floor harder than Cavalier who’d been in the game before him, prompting a stadium’s full of fans, and an entire fanbase to wonder, “Why hasn’t Lue been playing this guy all night?” before the boos rained down after the final score.

There’s no point in rehashing the finer points of this game other than to say the Rockets are really good right now, and the Cavs are among the worst teams in the league. As someone in the live thread noted, The Kings compete harder than this. The Cavs start the worst player in the league at point guard. They have consistently refused to play their best lineups, leaving guys like Calderon and Osman glued to the bench, while Thomas and Rose get unlimited run. But as the rumors swirl, Tyron Lue’s is reportedly safe, which is a a laughable phenomenon on the part of the Cavalier front office (Dan Gilbert). I’m pretty sure Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are the sources for this quote.

The Cavaliers slog on towards the all-star break with no respite in sight, save the vague hope of some talent improvement at the NBA trade deadline. The Cavs play four of the next five on the road including matchups with the T-Wolves, Celtics, and Thunder. We’ll know if this team has any chance come Thursday’s NBA trade deadline.

More than one commenter noted that the Cavs should explore trading LeBron James as this season seems a lost cause. I don’t think the cause is lost yet, but saving this season would require a commitment from Dan Gilbert and an ability to admit he made a major mistake trading for Isaiah Thomas. That seems like a tall order. Alas, Horatio, I knew this team well.

To describe the Cavs as a team with “chemistry problems” understates the problem. I wouldn’t be surprised if LeBron spends time in private talking to a skull while wearing Elizabethan robes pretending Dan Gilbert is Claudius and Isaiah Thomas is Laertes. What a piece of work is man.

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