5 Minute Roundup!
2009-09-30Hey campers, up all night last night and have 10 minutes until class. Only the thought that I am 3 hours away from Chipotle and copious amounts of caffeine are even keeping me alive. Wednesday is Chipotle day. It is the most sacred day of my week.
Anyways:
-So the big news out of Cavs training camp is really not good: Delonte is missing, and nobody’s all that sure where he is. Obviously, I hope he’s okay and on the court soon, and also hope that the circus dies down a little bit. I know it’s fun to write about Serious Issues, but we really have no idea what’s going on with him right now.
-In much, much, better news, Zydrunas Ilgauskas adopted two children over the off-season. Fantastic news for Zydrunas.
–THIS SO WINS FOR TRAINING CAMP ARTICLE CRUELLY DESIGNED TO RAISE HOPES TO A RIDICULOUS AND UNREALISTIC LEVEL.
Real World/Road Rules and Kimbo on Ultimate Fighter tonight! Woo! Alright, I’m already late for class. Lates.
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Still alive, John? Id love to hear your take on how training camp is going.
delonte’s back, though he’s acting kinda crazy
(hey now, hey now, delonte’s back)
a lot of folks have said he’s simply being lazy
(hey now, hey now, delonte’s back)
hey, three guns he was a-totin’
what the hell has he been smokin’?
(hey now, hey now, delonte’s back)
this basically writes itself.
i still pine for a profile in profiling on Mike Brown.
is there a reason you always refer to readers as campers?