Offseason Open Thread (or, Almost There)
2025-09-16Good evening CtB!
We’re still in the dead of the NBA offseason, but we are only two weeks away from Cavs’ training camp in Florida!!! The biggest news coming from the past few weeks was the injury to Max Strus. Combined with the rehabilitation of Darius Garland, and it’s already been leaked by Cavs’ beat writers that DeAndre Hunter and Sam Merrill will be first up to fill in those spots of the starting lineup. Yours truly will co-sign that decision given how it provides a little more size and shooting for Tower City to operate. Evan Mobley offseason clips look very promising regarding his shooting. Last but not least, Go Guards? (and Go Reds!)



😴😴😴😴 SIMMO MODE 🤪——- HEY CTB BROS TIME TO GET REUNITED 👍👍—— IS THE GAME TELEVISED TONIGHT
hey gang — the preseason starts today!
Shut the Front Door, you serious?
I need to awaken from my antipodean slumber!! Although the NBA LeaguePass auto-renewal charge on my credit card a few days ago might have already accomplished this.
WAS GOING TO TAKE FAMILY UP TO CAVS PRE SEASON GAME TOMORROW FOR GRANDSONS BIRTHDAY————- WAS “ VETOED “ DOWN IN FAVOR OF WATER PARK —— THAT IS ACTUALLY A WIN FOR ME —-GET TO BE MESMERIZED WITH “ THE “ MRS NOMAD IN HER BATHING SUIT 😈👺
THE GUARD s SEASON ( EXCITING AS IT WAS ) IS OVER ——— THE “ FROWN- CLOWN 🤡 s “ SEASON WAS OVER BEFORE IT STARTED…………… IT IS “ CAVS “ SEASON/ TIME NOW…………. AND YES THANK GOD WE ALWAYS HAVE “ THE O- H- I – O STATE BUCKEYES “👍👍👍
Healthy starters: DG, Spida, Strus, Mobes, JA
Main Bench: Ball, Merrill, Hunter, LNJ
Fringe Rotation: Tyson, Wade, Bryant
Deep bench: CPJ, Proctor
Two-way: Travers, Tomlin
might move Tyson up to the main bench
We’ll see how things go. I usually don’t buy off-season fluff pieces. Though Jerome was legit last year. With Strus & DG out to start, he probably will get more run. Once everyone is healthy? IDK.
Down 2 starters. I’d imagine some combo of Ball (DG) and Merrill/Hunter/Wade (Strus) will be the guys who start games. Those 4 + Spida, Mobes, & JA are your top 7. LNJ makes 8.
Two rotation spots open. With the backcourt thin and Ball likely not playing B2Bs, Tyson, and maybe even CPJ/Proctor move up a rung. Bryant will still play some, too.
WTF ARE THEY SMOKING 😵💫
Tripping in Philly:
76’ers fans think the Cavs will trade Strus + picks for Drummond and Oubre.
you can’t fix dumb. those two are talented but idiots. Strus AND picks is crazy. If Philly wants to come off their FRP to do this deal, I’m for it.
didn’t Oubre get hit by a car and then like…nothing happened?
AGREED 👍
Reds and Guards both out. But boy was September fun.
sure was! now it is time for the Cavs era to begin!
Twas
👍💪👍💪GUARDS —1MORE AND ……..” MORE BEER 🍺 PLEASE “ 👍💪
Hell yeah. Attaway Guards.
KOPP “ SMALLER VERSION “ OF DEAN WADE
WHO IS MILLER KOPP
AND ALSO NOMAD AND “ THE “ MRS NOMAD —-48 YEARS AND GOING STRONG 💪” ——— SHE ALWAYS TELLS EVERYONE “ SHE WAS DEAF – DUMB AND BLIND “ WHEN SHE MARRIED ME ………… MAN I LOVE THAT LADY 😍👍🍺
Congrats to Jarrett (married) and to Donovan (engaged)! Summer of (…lowercase…) love.
FTS says Robinson has been replaced by Miller Kopp on the TC roster.
https://www.fearthesword.com/cavs-news/38981/cavs-release-training-camp-roster-nba-cleveland-cavaliers#comments
Also, the plan for Hayes seems to be the Charge.
DIVISIONAL CHAMPIONS GUARDIANS 👍💪🍺👍💪🍺—— AT LEAST NE OHIO HAS 2 WELL RUN / MANAGED SPORTS TEAMS—— AND THE “ FROWN- CLOWN 🤡 s “ ARE NOT 1 OF THEM —-ALTHOUGH I DO LIKE THE ROOKIES THEY DRAFTED
get ready for the first ever ALL OHIO World Series!
wow.. walk-off 3r HR in bottom of 10th on last day of the season to clinch (not just tie-breaker) the division !!!.. spectacular, historic end-of-season turn-around..
Rocchio!
Guards cliched division with the Tigers losing today. Reds also backed in with a Mets loss.
Outside of my obvious OH rooting interests, I’d be happy with any winner save for the Dodgers, Yankees, or Red Sox.
I grew up a Phillies fan (Mike Schmidt). The Mariners, Padres, & Brewers have never won a WS. The Cubs, Tigers, & Blue Jays are not in historic droughts, but do not contend nearly as often, and I like all three cities.
Plus, the Sox and Yanks play each other. Someone has to lose.
GO WILD RAOUL —GAURDIAN s WIN —— WHAT A SATURDAY—-BUCKEYES WIN ALSO!!!………..” MORE FRIGGIN 🍺 BEER PLEASE “ 👍👍
and what a wild ending today!
Attaway Guards
OMG this guards game.
STEWART ????? ——BRYANT CORRECT
Yeah, IDK what I was thinking there. Must have had Sal Stewart on the brain after a Reds game.
Stewart is a bruiser who can shoot (a little, not sure I buy those small sample size %s holding up). Not a rim protector or vertical threat at all.
I’d have prefered an anchor/lob threat Allen backup type, but I am not gonna act like we did not need a 3rd C of any type and, potentially, some frontcourt shooting.
Solid pickup considering what was left around. Finals experience. No “deer in headlights” worries.
Cavs:
Roster: 14/15
DG (inj), Spida, Strus (inj), Mobes, Allen
Ball, Merrill, Hunter, Wade, Nance
CPJ, Proctor, Tyson, Bryant
2-way: 2/3: Travers, Tomlin
Camp: Hayes, Robinson, Enaruma, Johnson Omier
LOOK WHO IS IN 1st PLACE——THE UNFRIGGIN BELIEVABLE GAURDIANS 💪💪💪💪💪—— “ BELIEVE- LAND “ …………” MORE FRIGGIN 🍺 PLEASE “👍👍
tigers moving in on ’64 phillies record collapse .. 8 straight losses vs 10 for philly.. tigers at 7-19 last 26 games (default number of games displayed on ESPN when clicking on a team).. guardians are 20-6.. a very special 216 story regardless of where we are at the season’s end.. rock on NOMAD bro
All the dumb “Korby” shit aside, man showing us the value of patience.
Look at the roster now vs in 2023. Strus, Hunter (who had a better year than Lauri, quiet as it’s kept), Nance, Lonzo, Bryant, and some fun development stories in Jerome, Merrill, Wade and Tyson / Tomlin…
looking to go down as one of the best GMs in league history
NBA RULES STATE HAYES CANT BE SIGNED TO A 2 WAY CONTRACT—— WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW CAVS HANDLE THIS
We do have an open roster spot. They could sign him as PG insurance while DG is out, then re-evaluate.
DIDNT KNOW HAYES IS 6’5”—WITH GOOD WING SPAN — COULD BE PUSHING CPJ —- GLAD CAVS INVITED ORMIER / CAN SEE THEM SIGNING HIM TO 2 WAY
He always had great great measurements and the 2020 draft was so weird. He’s big and has some interesting feel and this type of player is the kind of guy you take reclamation swings on.
He also played in pre-JB Detroit which was a major shithole but he was given tons of opportunities and was atrocious. I trust Koby generally to find talent but this is more likely to be an Emoni Bates type swing and miss.
Training camp invites:
https://www.fearthesword.com/cavs-news/38924/cavs-training-camp-invite-killian-hayes-tristan-enaruna-cleveland-cavaliers
SORRY NATE —- AGREE WITH BOTH MR STEAL / RAOUL ON BRYANT SIGNING —-HAYES SIGNING COLD BE A PLUS ALSO—👍👍—- VETERAN INSURANCE
Green is older and stinks and plays Tyson’s position (badly). Love is three years removed from giving you a decent playoff shift every other game and is a small slow big in any event.
Bryant is for the people who want an “enforcer” type. He did shoot an insane 50% from 3 in the playoffs last year. But really he’s just a big body innings eater who is only 28 and can shoot a little while defending backups. He’s shown just as much as an NBA player as Yabusele if we are keeping it honest.
and he is a center. if you took Love, then he and LNJ would both be old undersized 4s that would have a lot of trouble playing backup 5.
“MORE BEER 🍺 PLEASE “ —-LOOK WHO IS IN 1st PLACE—— KEEP IT GOING GAURDS—- WHAT A STORY——- WILLIAMS FOR CY YOUNG 👍
Cavs sign Thomas Bryant and Killian Hayes
GUARDSBALL!
LFG!
Oh fuck. I hope Fry is ok.
NO MORE CUSSING/ SPILLING MY BEER / WHEN I WOULD SEE LOPEZ / TT GET OFF THE BENCH/ CHECK INTO THE GAME—— I CAN ACTUALLY ENJOY SEEING BRYANT COMING IN ………….” MORE BEER 🍺 PLEASE “ 👍👍
Yeah that basically it. Instead of “why is this guy in the NBA” you get some guys who have started NBA games and have some juice left in Nance and Bryant – who I think Indy gave up a pick for?
NEXT YEAR ( LIKE THE BROWNS MOTTO) CLF FOR THE REDs VS GAURDS
👍👍👍👍 ON BRYANT SIGNING 🍺🍺—— GO GAURDS!!!
Thomas Bryant >> the corpse of Kevin Love or Javonte Green. Good pickup for the games Nance misses.
Much rather have either Love or Green.
Why would you want Green? He would be last call at a position that is already deep
That’s mainly a reflection of Bryant. Don’t think he brings anything the Cavs really need. Not a great defender or rebounder.
Guards v Reds WS.
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
I’m in!
Bates to 76’ers.
GOING GOOD BUCKAROO—— DAMN —-IF GAURDS WIN TODAY— BE 1st PLACE TIE —— WHAT A CRUCIAL SERIES COMING UP / ENTIRE SEASON IN 3 GAMES——- GREAT WIN BY BROWN s TODAY— SON / FAMILY WERE AT THE GAME—- SAID YOU COULD FEEL THE STADIUM SHAKE AFTER THE MADE FG
yes.. nice win (with reservations).. i was expecting a loss (no surprise there).. flacco at qb55 ain’t gonna cut it.. time to let one of the rooks get their feet wet.. quinshon had a great day.. looks like he can be the chubb v2 locomotive that they need.. hopefully he can deal with his issues, and put them behind him.. also.. i am grinning b/c houston is at 0-3, even with the mega-haul they got in the perv deal..
10 straight !! 1 game out of 1st !! 20-5 last 25 games (since the 6 game losing streak).. go tribe.. very nice to see the little engine that could never quit.. the best small market baseball franchise in baseball, for a long time.. NOMAD bro.. how’s it hanging dude ?
GO – GO – GAURDIANS 👍
The Tribe are close. Next week’s series looms large
GO GAURDS——TIGERS “ FEELING THE SQEEZE “ 👍
NATE ——👍🙏👍🙏👍🙏.
HEY—ANYBODY OUT THERE—- I AM ON “ AN ISLAND “ HERE 😵💫
Ahoy!
Yo! Go Tribe!
“ MORE BEER 🍺 PLEASE “ FOR RAOUL AND ALL GAURDIANS FAN s WHAT A GREAT SERIES AGAINST THE TIGERS 👍💪👍💪—— I HAD THEM “ DEAD IN THE WATER 3 WEEKS AGO “ —-SHOW s YOU WHAT I KNOW
haha — me too. that is the nature of baseball
ANOTHER GREAT “ W “ BY THE GAURDS 💪
THANK s CLF —- GOOD “ W “ BY GAURDS LAST NIGHT ( RAOUL ENJOYING!!!) ——CAN t WAIT FOR OPENING CAMP —— STILL DEBATING/ TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER FROM MY SONs AS FAR AS GOING UP TO OCT 7th PRE SEASON GAME vs BULLS
DEFINITELY GO GAURDS ( SORRY CLF ) GREAT “ W” LAST NIGHT—— FRIGGIN MARINERS ARE ON FIRE— NEED “ STROs “ TO LOSE—- CANT WAIT UNTIL 2 WEEKS 👍👍——-WE HAVE ALREADY STARTED “ FALL OPEN GYM “ GREAT TO BE BACK IN THE GYM 🙏🏀