Recap: Cavaliers 108, Bulls 94 (Or “Oh no, there goes Thibodeau. Go go Mozilla.”)

2015-01-20 Off By Cory Hughey

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“Mozilla”

With deep sunken eyes like a giant basset hound
Mozilla pulls all the rebounds down

Helpless Derrick Rose, in so much pain
Stays clear of the paint, cause it’s Moz’s domain

You put up a shot and he throws it back down
In St. Petersburg, he turns ladies frowns upside down

Oh no, they say he’s got to go go go Mozilla
Oh no, there goes Thibodeau go go Mozilla

Mozilla watches again and again
His highlight plays on ESPN
Mozilla!

The bellicose relationship between the Cleveland Cavaliers and Chicago Bulls has been a one-sided war as our Cavaliers have won both games against the Bulls thus far. The first matchup was an overtime thriller, as women with low self-esteem (they are the only reason the bar industry works) prepared for Halloween night. Round two was over at halftime.

FIRST QUARTER

Timofey Mozgov scores the first points of the game on an oop from LeBron James. Kevin Love takes an unintentional head butt from Taj Gibson to the face on the other end and writhes in pain under the Bulls basket. A timeout isn’t called by Cavs assistant coach Tyronn Lue, and the Cavaliers play with only four players on offense (an anti-Ranadive strategy) and Mozilla scores on a layup anyway. Thompson subs in for for a shaken Love during a 20 second timeout. Within the first four minutes of the quarter, LeBron rings up three of his game-high six turnovers. Irving pulls the string on Austin Carr’s back to “get that weak stuff out of here” with a block from behind on a Gasol layup. Kyrie will probably never be an exceptional defender, but few point guards are, and he’s made leaps and bounds with his defensive effort. Kyrie finds Tristan Thompson on a buddy ball (RIP Saint Weirdo) alley-oop to put the Cavaliers up 13-8 with five minutes left in the quarter. Love and Thompson pull down four consecutive offensive rebounds on the next Cavs possession which ultimately ends with Love drawing a foul from Gibson and hitting both free throws. Kyrie draws a foul from Rose on the following possession and Rose’s spirited exchange with officials receives a technical. Irving drains all three free throws. Two minutes later, Irving skips a pass to Thompson for an uncontested dunk. Shawn Marion steals an errant Tony Snell pass, which leads to a LeBron James air ball from the wing. Kevin busts out a hustle bomb and saves the ball with a perfect pass to Marion for a running jumper. The Cavs hold the Bulls to 28% shooting in the quarter and jump out to a five point lead after one.24-19 Cavs

SECOND QUARTER

Love scores the Cavaliers first seven points to start the quarter. Even through his shooting struggles of the past few weeks, his pump fake trickery still gets his man in the air. Of Love’s 16 points for the game, 9 came off of freebies. Snell’s pass is intercepted by Mozgov and it leads to a LeBron layup. Defense leads to fun transition offense, fellas. Really. Mozilla rejects an Aaron Brooks layup. Unfortunately, Pau Gasol gathers the deflection and finds Brooks for a three. Midway through the quarter J.R. Smith drills a 24-footer off a James dime. The play gets sloppier than a divorcee at a happy hour, as neither team scores a field goal for the next three minutes. Thompson scores a layup on an Irving assist and draws a foul from Mirotic, but misses the free throw. Mozgov drills a jumper from the top of the key. His shooting range is much better than I anticipated. James scores on a driving layup and draws contact, and none as he misses the free throw. Irving scores on the Cavaliers final two possession of the quarter to push the lead to fifteen. On the final possession, Derrick Rose air balls a 21-foot step back jumper. The miss is a fitting metaphor for his half as he shot a pathetic 1/9 from the field.54-39 Cavs

THIRD QUARTER

Love opens the half with a three. He then misses a layup through contact, only to have Mozgov tip the miss in. Grant Hill states on the broadcast that Mozgov is the Cavaliers best center since Zydrunas Ilgauskas. He’s right. Then again, his competition is a broken down Shaq, Ryan Hollins, Semih Erden, and a not ready for prime time Tyler Zeller. A minute later, Smith drains another three, he’s feeling it tonight. Love tips in an Irving miss to push the Cavalier lead to 23. Time out Thibodeau. Maybe it’s just me, but Thibs looks he could have played a background cop in L.A. Confidential. It’s the hair. Rose responds from the time out to nail back to back threes. On the following Cavs possession, LeBron answers with a long two. Love draws another three free throw trip off of a pump fake. He hits the first two and misses the third. On the following possession he finds Mozgov under the basket with a quick touch pass. His passing ability is seriously underutilized in the half court offense. A Marion steal leads to a 26-foot Smith triple. Defense leads to offense. Wash and repeat. Jimmy Butler employs a vicious spin move on Marion for an uncontested dunk. He’s getting a max contract this summer in Chicago or elsewhere. Irving hits a three to put the Cavs up 25, their largest lead of the game. Irving’s block party isn’t over yet as he rejects an E’Twaun Moore layup. The quarter comes to a close, as Aaron Brooks hits a buzzer beater.84-62 Cavs

FOURTH QUARTER

LeBron draws a foul from Snell and hits both free throws to open the final frame. On the next possession, he hits a 13-foot fadeaway jumper. A Snell drunk, a pair of free throws from Nikola Mirotic and a Butler running bank shot cuts the Bulls deficit to 16, forcing Blatt to call a time out. The Bulls run continues and they cut the Cavs lead to 12 with a Butler three. The Cavaliers then go on a 9-0 run of their own off of another Smith three and a James midrange jumper. With three minutes remaining, Mozgov flexes his range muscles again and buries a 19-footer. If they actually ran Blatt’s offense, they could be a floor spacing symphony like Atlanta. If bacon and peanut butter weren’t so darn caloric, Elvis wouldn’t have died a bloated slob. Smith hits his sixth, and final, three with two minutes remaining. Zoo crew victory cigar time. Is that Brendan Haywood, Joe Harris and Mike Miller’s music? My gawd, what in a turnip truck on a rocky road are they doing on the court together? Haywood hits his first free throws of 2015 and all is well in the land of believe.FINAL: 108-94 Cavs  

BOO

Not really too much to be upset about in this one. Not trying to rile up Cols too much, but LeBron was crazy sloppy with the ball again. He totaled six turnovers and half by my count were preventable …David Blatt cowered when Tony Snell hit him with a pass. I expect better reaction timing out of a former Ivy League collegiate player…Kevin Love’s struggles from the field continued as he shot 3/13 from the field. If his back is really that bad, give him a week off to get himself right.

YAY

Grant Hill visited the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame during his visit to Cleveland and got a swank bag. That could have been your bag Greg Anthony…Buckeyes coach Urban Meyer received a personalized Buckeyes #1 Cavs jersey and Cardale Jones received a fitting homecoming…Mozilla made a significant difference in the game on both sides of the court. He finished with 15 points, 15 rebounds and a pair of blocks. The two blocks undervalue how many shots he altered. He held renaissance Pau Gasol to 4/14 shooting and was largely responsible for Derrick Rose shooting 5/14, as the Cavaliers are now funneling their opponents driver towards Mozgov…LeBron James had his worst showing since returning from his rest sabbatical and still ended up with 26 points, 5 rebounds and four assists. That’s a career night for hundreds of guys in the league. He also played only 36 minutes tonight. More of this please…Kyrie Irving had 12 assists and just one turnover and was defensively engaged for most of the game…Kevin Love still put up 16 points and 12 rebounds. He saved a pair of sure Cavaliers turnovers from hitting a cameraman with hustle, and abused the Bulls with his pump fakes…J.R. Smith is the perfect replacement for Dion Waiters as the Cavaliers fourth scoring option. Tonight he was an efficient 7/11 from the field and a sizzling 6/9 from three. Once Shumpert returns to game speed, this team is going to be deep and dangerous…Cory’s crystal flask says that within two weeks the media monster will be back to fluffing the Cavs as a legit title contender.

Shout out to commenter Arch Stanton for the Blue Oyster Cult reference to Mozgov in the Live Thread. Lastly, and most importantly, a shout out to the reason for this annual basketballiday. Martin Luther King Jr. was as quality of an American as this chunk of dirt, clay and limestone has ever produced. His humility towards all mankind should be an inspiration for all of us to strive to be a better person when we wake up, than when we went to sleep the night before. Of the countless books I had as a child, the only one that traveled to California and back to Ohio with me was a pamphlet on King’s speeches. In closing, here’s an except from his speech Love Your Enemies.

Somewhere somebody must have some sense. Men must see that force begets force, hate begets hate, toughness begets toughness. And it is all a descending spiral, ultimately ending in destruction for all and everybody. Somebody must have sense enough and morality enough to cut off the chain of hate and the chain of evil in the universe. And you do that by love.

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