Eastern Conference Offseason Primer Part Two
2015-07-02Cory Hughey and David Wood teamed up to breakdown the Eastern Conference teams’ needs in free agency. Click on the team names to see a detailed break down of their contract situations.
I feel a lot better now that Kevin Love has pretty much re-signed with the Cavs. I often acted like I didn’t want him back, but I really just didn’t want to be disappointed. I also loved Kevin Pelton’s Love piece. In short, he said Love was part of both the best defensive and offensive units the Cavs had this season. To celebrate the Love news, I made a dinner that symbolizes Cleveland, and why Love probably came back. I cooked some good old beef hot dogs in beer (Busch Light, if you were wondering) and then whipped up a gastrique sauce with oranges. I’m a chef, sort of.
The point is that a gastrique is supposed to be uppity and hot dogs are the steak of the poor. However, it must also be noted that hot dogs are still delicious. The above meal defines Cleveland. We are a city that knows how to appreciate the finest things in life, but doesn’t decide to be defined or controlled by them. Clevelanders just enjoy what’s delicious.
My sister lives on the West Coast and many of my college friends do too, Los Angeles to be specific. It’s a different world there. People who aren’t girls do yoga, and they have pizza that’s just bread with broccoli on it, aka liar pizza. In Los Angeles/the West Coast, I don’t think a hot dog has been eaten unironically in years, unless you count the ones devoured by tourists who line up at Pink’s Hot Dogs. That’s a tough life to live and Kevin’s choice today showed that he wants to enjoy finely sauced hot dogs without feeling shame. I don’t blame him. Now, here’s a former Angelino to discuss some free agency stuff.
Brooklyn Nets (Cory Hughey)
Draft Selections:
Rondae Hollis-Jefferson (23rd via Portland), SF Arizona
Chris McCullough (29th), PF Syracuse
Cap Room: The NBA always has a character like Nets GM Billy King, and that’s one of the many reasons that the league tells a better story than any other pro sport. A cat running a team in a cosmopolitan market, whose owner has made a mandate to win now at all costs, and it cripples the franchise for a decade. King mortgaged the future to pay for the present two years ago, and it didn’t work, and it’s gonna get worse, much, much worse. The Nets are a fringe playoff team that will be deep into the luxury next year. If they renounced all of their cap holds (Brook Lopez, Thaddeus Young, Mirza Teletovic, Jerome Jordan) they would only have $3.6 million in cap space. The rooks along with Lopez and Young back on board only puts them at eleven guys. Even filling out the rest of the roster with minimums will push them towards being $20 million into the luxury tax.
Yahoo Sources: The Nets have agreements now: Thad Young (4 years, $50M) and Brook Lopez (3 years, $60M). Both deals w/ player option.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) July 1, 2015
Story going online now: ESPN sources say Nets and Grizzlies recently discussed a Joe Johnson-to-Memphis trade
— Marc Stein (@TheSteinLine) June 29, 2015
Free Agents to Take Down the Cavs:
If the Nets signed The Human Torch, Mister Fantastic, Susan Storm, and the Thing to deals, they wouldn’t be able to take a game from the Cavs in the first round next season, because they won’t make the playoffs. With Miami and Indiana’s return to health, along with the growth spurt the Magic should experience in the standings, I can’t see a way that the Nets make the playoffs. The worst part? Brooklyn owes it’s unprotected first round pick to the Celtics next season from the Garnett and Pierce deal (both long gone). In case you missed it, owner Mikhail Prokorov stated he would punish himself by getting married if the team didn’t win a title by 2015. I LOVE IT!
Charlotte Hornets (David Wood)
Draft Selections:
Frank Kaminsky (9th), C Wisconson
Juan Pablo Vaulet (39th), SF Argentina
Cap Room: With Al Jefferson accepting his player option of $13.5 million, the Hornets are tapped out financially. The Hornets did not extend a qualifying offer to shotblocker Bismack Biyombo.
Free Agents to Take Down Cavs: The Hornets have made moves already. They traded away locker room joker Lance Stephenson and added Nicolas Batum for essentially just Gerald Henderson and Noah Vonleh. Batum adds some 3-point shooting, which Charlotte needs after ranking last in the league for 3-point percentage. Pairing Batum with Kemba Walker and MGK will create a formidable defensive set of wings and backcourt players.
Charlotte drafted Frank Kaminsky, who should help spread the floor from the 4 and 5 spots. When he gets paired with Cody Zeller, the Hornets will have a distinct advantage. This pairs’ height, extreme whiteness, and awkwardness will create a spectacle no team will be able to look away from, so there will be lots of open layups to be had. Michael Jordan knows what he’s doing.
The Hornets ranked ninth in defensive efficiency this past season and developed a system where everyone, even defensive minuses like Al Jefferson, could succeed. If the Hornets can maintain this defense, and keep developing guys’ shots, they’ll be a decent team. MGK attempted zero 3s last season, and Cody needs eight more feet of range to change his long 2s into 3s. So in free agency Charlotte should go after the best shooting coach they can buy.
Chicago Bulls (Cory Hughey)
Draft Selections:
Bobby Portis (22nd), PF Arkansas
Cap Room:
Yahoo Sources: Chicago Bulls, Mike Dunleavy agree to $14.4 million deal. http://t.co/Ral1AGmfbB
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) July 1, 2015
Jimmy Butler, Chicago Bulls finalizing a five-year, $95M maximum contract with player option after four years, league sources tell Yahoo.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) July 1, 2015
The Bulls could have had Jimmy Butler locked up last year for $13 million a season or so. They chose to give him the qualifying offer instead. Now they are on the hook for an average of $19 million per season. I’m assuming both Butler and Dunleavy’s contracts are descending so they are probably slightly lower next season than the average per season over the life of the deals. With a rough estimate of $22 million next season for Butler, Dunleavy and rookie Bobby Portis, that would put the Bulls around $86 million for 12 players. Even if they filled the other three spots with rookie minimums they would still be over five million into the luxury tax. It’s possible they will look for a cash dump of one of their bigs to dodge the tax. The Bulls could be a cap bully like the Lakers and New York teams, but they’ve chosen for years to be a luxury tax lamb.
Free Agents to Take Down Cavs: I might sounds Cols-ian, but if the fairly healthy Bulls of last season couldn’t take down the Love-less, Varejao-less and basically Kyrie-less Cavs, they don’t scare me at all. If MJ and Scottie resigned on vet minimum deals, they wouldn’t beat the Cavs in a series. They won’t have Thibs running them into the ground during the regular season, which is a plus. He was a great coach at a standings glance, but his teams were always running on fumes by the second round of the playoffs.
Indiana Pacers (David Wood)
Draft Selections:
Myles Turner (11th), C Texas
Joseph Young (43rd), PG Oregon
Cap Room: Since Roy Hibbert opted into his $15.5 million player option, and David West declined his $12.6 player option, the Pacers have $15,563,258 to play with if they renounce the rights to all of their guys. That likely isn’t happening, but I still can’t imagine them extending Luis Scola his $6,650,000 qualifying offer. Cap guru Nate Duncan estimates Indiana will have about $11 milllion to play with.
Free Agents to Take Down Cavs: The Pacers are in a spot similar to the Knicks. The front office wants the team to remain competitive, but it is probably in the organization’s best interest to develop young players. With David West leaving, the Pacers now have a 250 pound hole at the power forward/tough man spot, but there is a solution to that, which we’ll get to later. With Roy Hibbert opting in, the Pacers still have a defensive anchor, but they aren’t really sure he is worth his offensive ineffectiveness in a faster league and are shopping him. The Pacers drafted young big Myles turner and will probably play him at the 4 and 5 spots to see what he can bring; however, he is years away from being a game changer.
Luis Scola is a great competitor and a Larry Bird favorite, but he probably doesn’t want to take a discount to play on a rebuilding team and to teach guys verticality. Rodney Stuckey is also a Bird dude, but he has played himself into a sixth man contract worth $5+ million. He averaged 12.6 points per game off the bench last year.
If the Pacers want to remain competitive and still build, they should look at some absolute shameless pure scorers to compliment their consistent defense. Louis Williams of Toronto (15.5 ppg) comes to mind. Monta Ellis is being talked with currently. If he comes in under $9 million per year and would consider coming off of the bench (he demands the ball so much), he’d work out. While losing West at the 4-spot seems like a hit, the Pacers could play Paul George there for some minutes, CJ Miles at the three, and a random 3-jacker at shooting guard. As always, a Hibbert trade could net them a few game influencers, not game changers though. However, that might be enough in the East though if Paul George progresses his game a bit more.
Orlando Magic (David Wood)
Draft Selections:
Mario Hezonja (5th), SF Spain
Tyler Harvey (51st), PG Eastern Washington
Cap Room: The Magic have $16,128,073 to spend after giving qualifying offers to Tobias Harris, Kyle O’Quinn, and Willie Green.
Free Agents to Take Down Cavs: Looking over the Magic’s roster one thing is really apparent. This team has a ton of rookie contract guys, and if they’re able to build anything decent, the league best watch out because everyone can be locked up whether they like it or not. The Magic backcourt of Elfrid Payton and Victor Oladipo is very athletic and they’ll be defensive stoppers as they master the NBA game. The frontcourt duo of Channing Frye, Andrew Nicholson, and Nikola Vucevic are offensive studs; however, they’re sieves on defense. The other Magic front court guys, Kyle O’Quinn and Aaron Gordon, are all defense guys. No one on the team is multi-dimensional, and the defenders aren’t efficient enough yet for the offense guys create to mean anything.
If the defense can imrpove to league average under Scott Skiles, draft pick Mario Hezonja can make a huge impact. Mario is described as a ballsy and super confident scorer who can make the 3-ball and take guys off the dribble. He will add the complete offensive player the Magic need and should pair nicely with Vucevic to carry the team’s scoring duties. Orlando tried to pry Paul Millsap away from the Hawks, but they failed. They had the right idea with that move. They need a complete player who is a veteran to usher along the team’s development. David West would be an amazing grab for the Magic, and they should be willing to overpay for him. West’s scary presence would terrify the team into defending, and I’m sure he could teach the young guys how to win. If the Magic totally strike out, they can always look to package a few extra young guys for a disgruntled vet.
Philadelphia 76ers (Cory Hughey)
Jahlil Okafor was ret' to go pic.twitter.com/6d8NuSq5Lo #76ers
— Michael Lee (@MrMichaelLee) June 28, 2015
Joel Embiid was amused by the 76ers drafting another big man. That & more NBA draft reaction: http://t.co/Oi5Kd0YFAT pic.twitter.com/OAPV2ennbO
— ESPN (@espn) June 26, 2015
Draft Selections:
Jahlil Okafor (3rd), C Duke
Richaun Holmes (37th), SF Bowling Green
Arturas Gudaitis (47th), C Lithuania
J.P. Tokoto (58th), SF North Carolina
Luka Mitrovic (60th), PF Serbia
Cap Room: They’ll have around $52 million next season, and $12 million of that will be dead money from JaVale McGee. That total includes the cash dump they took from the Kings last night in adding Carl Landry ($6.5 million), Jason Thompson ($6.4 million), and Nik Stauskas ($2.8 million).
Free Agents to Take Down Cavs:
This question seriously doesn’t apply. I will defend them though. They were stuck in mediocrity for half a decade. The Nets went all in for nothing and their future is more pathetic than Andy Dick throwing up on the floor at a Jewish deli bar at 11 in the morning. You can always sell the future to a fan base for a couple years, and they are entering year four. That’s the breaking point. On the plus side, they have an A$$<%@? of assets going forward and Noel is blossoming into what a lot of us on this very blog were salivating for before the 2013 draft. He’s a defensive monster, and he’s only going to get better. I wasn’t against the Okafor selection either with the recent news about Embiid’s foot not progressing as expected. Okafor’s game might be old school, but I’m not against zigging, while the rest of the league zags. If Okafor develops as expected, he will absolutely abuse small ball finesse lineups. If Noel and Saric, Embiid, or Okafor hit their potential, they’ll be two fifths of their way to being vicious, with $40 million in cap room and a full draft pick war chest. The bummer of it all, other than the fans having to see another 50 losses, is that of the three center prospects on the roster, Embiid had the highest ceiling. If the foot were never an issue, he’d probably be a Cav.
Washington Wizards (David Wood)
Draft Selections:
Kelly Oubre (15th, via Atlanta), SG Kansas
Aaron White (49th), PF Iowa
Cap Room: The Wizards have zero money to spend this offseason once they sign Kelly Oubre. They have negative money to deal with if they extend qualifying offers to Kevin Serpahin ($7,407,517 ), Rasual Butler ($947,276), and Drew Gooden ($947,276).
Free Agents to Take Down Cavs:
Paul Pierce signed a 3 year deal will the Clippers! Welcome to the family! Beyond excited for next season! #GearUpLA pic.twitter.com/zRyYQ8xWCy
— Los Angeles Clippers (@LAC__Nation) July 1, 2015
The Wizards moved into modern day times just at the start of the playoffs. All their long 2s morphed into timely 3s. They took the Hawks to six games in the Eastern Conference semi-finals. And, if Paul Pierce had released his 3-pointer a second sooner in game six, the Wizards would have taken the Hawks to overtime and had a chance for a game seven.
The Wizards have much of their team under contract for next season. However, the really important guy who hit a game winner for them in the playoffs, Paul Pierce, declined his player option. And, he is now headed to the Los Angeles Clippers. The Wizards did move up in the draft to take small forward Kelly Oubre who will be a 3-and-D guy, but Oubre isn’t ready to start at the 3 spot. Again, Pierce returning to mentor that kid would have only helped the Wizards. Martell Webster just isn’t the same type of veteran as The Truth. And, that’s the truth right there.
And, finally, the Wizards haven’t offered young French center Seraphin a qualifying offer yet. Serpahin needs to stay in Washington. Nene and Gortat are both over thirty now, and Seraphin projects to be a decent post threat and defender in more minutes. He held opponents’ shots at the rim to 47.1%. That’s Mozgovian. And, as Cavs fan know, he can get his blocks, o-boards, and flashy hooks when given minutes. If he leaves, the Wizards are probably stuck with stretch-4 (I say that with only a slight smirk) Drew Gooden and no longer have a snake owner on the team.
The Wizards won’t make a splash this offseason. That’s okay though, because the pool they’re sitting in is calm, and that’s sometimes exactly what is needed for a young team.
For some reason, I thought this already happened… free agency deja vu?
Just a weird pic from DWade on Instagram…
If Aldridge really wants to win now, the only real selling point I see for the Heat is they are in the East. He supposedly doesn’t want to play center, ever, and he would probably have to do some of that in San Antonio with Splitter gone. I will still be shocked if he signs with Miami. (And the Heat pull off the mandatory three+ team trade to free the cap room)
Interesting bit of Moz news…
Out of what for six weeks? There aren’t even any practices. Although I suppose if he can’t work out he better stay away from the beer garden or he’ll pork up pretty quickly.
FLASH: Dwyane Wade accepts deal to stay with Miami Heat, source tells The Associated press
Now I really don’t know how the Heat pulls off signing LMA without some kind of massive, three-team trade where they dump Bosh (and probably Winslow), and also clear out a few other pieces…
So help me god, if the Heat somehow give Winslow to Hinkie in some BS trade to dump salary, I’m gonna get stabby.
Easy there killer… no need to get stabby… ;)
It would be the most Hinkie thing EVAR. Just sitting back on his bag of crap, and having other teams throw assets at him. He probably won’t just get Winslow, he’ll probably get a future 1st and a 2nd out of it.
LaMarcus Aldridge was the one who called the meeting with Pat Riley (Miami Heat). It’s now believed they’re front runners to sign him.
#NBA @around_the_nba
Again… with what money/cap space? They’d have to tell DWade to take a hike and also sign-and-trade Bosh for LMA…
Thought the same thing. I’m no cap expert, but it shouldn’t take both of them. Riley could pull off something, but I would assume one of those guys won’t be back if it does happen.
Read that Aldridge wanted to meet with Heat and Riley. They are frontrunners now. Not a major insider.
Last year, Klutch got Eric Bledsoe 5yr/$70M deal.
This year, Klutch will get TT a 5yr/$80M+ deal.
If you’re an NBA player… why wouldn’t you sign with Klutch like yesterday?
If Jim Buss was smart… he would have approached Riles after LBJ left Miami and said “I’m not afraid to spend money like Mickey Arison.” Then handed him a fat stack to be the GM of the Lakers.
So I bet it was KLOVE that was dropping hints about leaving, which was all apart of the scheme. The Lakers were Catfished!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!!
Even Mante Tao’s girlfriend is like, “DAMN, that was COLD”
Don’t count them out. Smush Parker may still be available.
Sounds like that Jensen Carp photo was all planted. And LeBron and Love schemed this whole “fit in/fit out” narrative.
Can’t see how Miami could possibly entertain the idea of Aldridge unless they ship Bosh to some team that he’d like to go to anyway, maybe the Rockets, which would probably involve some massive three team trade. Say they did that – would flipping Bosh for Aldridge really make them better?
In the end I don’t think Aldridge is going there, even if they could somehow swing the money. Riley just likes to play Godfather.
After all this… watch LMA just go back to Portland…
I really hope he does instead of making a monster out of the Spurs, or Rockets. Portland is weakened after losing Batum and Wes Matthews, and LMA returning would main some level of talent dilution. I also kind of feel bad for Portland, the wheels really fell off on what was a good team
Lakers’ new slogan for the second meeting:
LA to LA 2: This Time, It’s Basketball
Featuring Paul Blart!!!!!!!!
If true… then Riles picked the wrong owner to accomplish this with…
Just accessed grateful dead catalog on Apple music after three hours of messing with his wifi.
And Chandler Parsons is crashing it… because he’s really good at dinners…
@ESPNSteinLine: LaMarcus Aldridge’s meeting with Miami tonight will be a dinner with Pat Riley, sources say
This guy drank all the Kool Aid and asked for seconds…
And we made a jersey for you and everything!
Come on LaMarcus… We’ll even give you one of these!
Lakers’ pitch to LMA…
Suuuuuurrre it will….
Should be a quick meeting.
They also invited this guy to just stand in the corner in this pose for the entire meeting…
Adam Levine to Aldridge: “I’ll teach you to move like Jagger. Oooh oooh ooh.”
Bryon Scott’s pitch will be that they’ll run the gorgeous Princeton offense he ran in Cleveland.
YOU DIDN’T FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS PHIL!!!
Awww… poor Phil…
EVIL YOU ARE IN A ” CLASS BY YOURSELF ” NO DOUBT THE TOP ” FREE AGENT OF THE BLOGGERS “—I THINK MY WIFE JUST HAD THE BIG “O” FROM LAUGHUNG SO HARD !!—–MIAMI PURSUING ALDRIDGE WITH THE POSSIBILITY OF TRADING BOSH —WOULDN’T THIS KIND OF BE UPSETTING TO D WADE / ENOUGH FOR HIM POSSIBLY NOT WANT TO RESIGN —JUST WONDERING ??
Thanks NOMAD! You’re gonna make me want to ask for TT money…
Pro Hoops History @ProHoopsHistory 29m29 minutes ago
Meanwhile, the Lakers free agency push is going as well as Ralph Wiggum in arts class
EG, if you can find this on twitter, there is a GIF of Ralph… “I glued my head to my shoulder”
Ask and ye shall receive…
Nothing like a nice Simpson’s Reference to weed out the young’ins
@WojYahooNBA: Yahoo Sources: Another high-profile team is pursuing the possibility of gaining an audience with LaMarcus Aldridge: The Miami Heat.
With what money?
With the Riley deal!!!! Lol!!! He’s not going to the Heat.
Unless they trade Bosh?!?!?
Has Wade agreed yet? Do they have any trade chips?
Not sure I can envision Bosh/Aldridge playing well together.
Again… with what money? Are they giving up on re-signing Wade? They already have Bosh at the Max and Dragic at near Max…
I think it’ll take a bit more than just not signing Wade back, right?
I’m not disagreeing. They’d have to work some sort of trade. I imagine they would trade Bosh. Seems like more of a lateral move tho!
Is it just me, or do Bosh and LMA play kind of similar games?
At least LMA can bang inside… Bosh has become much more of a mid-range/perimeter player…
LOL!!!
Woj is saying they will get the meeting. Just saw he tweeted that Miami wants an audience with Aldridge too…
Things they’ll pitch to LMA
1. Grumpiest coach
2. Grumpiest star player
3. Kobe assists
4. Midrange game suits the coach, who hates 3 pointers
5. History and tradition (that has no bearing on the quality of the current team)
6. Resigning Boozer
7. Swaggy P (free Iggy Azalea tickets)
Unless they have some member of his family held hostage, it ain’t gonna work…
This is just getting sad…..like the kid who won’t take no for an answer at Prom
Like this guy…
Hide yo daughters!
My pipe dream is Houston desperately trying to crash the party (like they always do, Morey is a straight-up covetous) for LMA and firing off a panic trade; we give them The Contract + J.Harris + rights to Cedi Osman, and they give us P. Beverley and T. Ariza. (Nate, is P. Bev. impossible because he’s a RFA and we can’t take sign and trades?)
P. Bev and Shumpert on the perimeter would destroy opposing offenses, and Ariza would be great to spell Bron or slide in next to him in small ball lineups
BTW I have no idea about the feasibility of any of that, just indulge me!
Or maybe this same thing but with Bledsoe and PJ Tucker from the Suns
P Bev is impossible as sign and trade, yes.
Wow… so the Lakers couldn’t even hang onto Ed Davis? Not like this is a huge contract…
This contest has Cols written all over it…
Kinda ridiculous…
Not taller than the Sixers… Embiid at PG, Noel at SG, Okafor at SF…
Yeah… unfortunately Ish Smith at 6’0 wrecks that analogy…
3 of those guys can’t hit the broad side of a barn outside 14 feet (Greek Freak, MCW, Monroe).
This is the “could be pretty awesome in 2-3 years” team.
ridiculous that your shooting guard is 3 inches taller than your power forward
Our front 3 is taller than their front 3 … plus our backcourt can hit shots outside of 15 feet.
@WojYahooNBA: Phoenix has traded Marcus Morris, Reggie Bullock and Danny Granger to Detroit for future picks, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.
Suns pressing hard for LMA.
As well they should. They’re possibly a top tier team in the WC if they get him (along with Chandler, Knight, Bledsoe and the Morrises).
They only have one of the Twins. Hopefully it’s the Danny DeVito of the two.
Sounds like the Suns will still not enough cap to sign LMA. Maybe the CAVS can us THE CONTRACT to acquire the other Morris bros.
Teams that will probably be better next year:
West:
OKC
East:
Bucks
Pacers
Heat
Raptors (a little)
Teams that will be worse:
West:
Dallas
Portland (assuming LMA leaves)
Clippers (if DJ leaves)
Maybe Atlanta
Teams that will be hilarious:
Kings
Lakers
Knicks
Whoops, Atlanta’s not in the West.
I get the feeling that every time the Cavs get close, Klutch wants a little bit more for Tristan. That has to be annoying.
I think it’s way more about what happened with Draymond’s deal yesterday. Dray’s people used the rumor of TT’s deal to get 5/85. Can’t really blame Klutch for going back and saying “Isn’t TT worth as much as Draymond?”
Guessing it’ll be resolved sometime today. Also betting it winds up being 5/85 just like Green’s deal. Don’t think they could possibly justify going 5/90 and encroaching on the Kyrie deal…
I agree that this game of chicken is getting old. Klutch and TT have been turning down offers since last year. Not saying it’s not smart business, but still…
If anything, I think that this past Finals showed that TT should absolutely NOT be getting Draymond Green money. I love TT and abhor Green, but let’s be real: Tristan ain’t getting DPOY consideration nor posting triple-doubles to close out a Finals Game 6. TT should not be receiving a contract that rivals someone who thoroughly outclassed him on the biggest stage.
Agreed. I hate Draymond, but he’s a more complete player than TT.
Sam Amico @AmicoHoops 16m16 minutes ago
Said it about Kevin Love 100 times before deal finalized and will now do same about Tristan Thompson: He’ll be a Cav next season, period.
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How are JR and Delly not getting resigned if the Cavs have ANY desire to keep them?
Haven’t seen any reported interest in JR or Delly from other teams, which should make it easier. Maybe the Lakers or Knicks will get desperate though. I’m guessing that the Cavs just want to sort out TT’s contract first.
It is annoying. I wouldn’t change the offer at this point. Take the 80 mill or play for 5 next season and we’ll try again. No one will pay TT as much as we will, so stop effing around and sign the damn contract.
@MySportsLegion: After nearing a deal yesterday, Tristan Thompson and the Cavs have hit a roadblock in contract talks. (h/t ESPN)
Uh oh, your C position just got 3-4″ shorter
Ellis to Indiana is great for Indiana
Windy just throwing shade at the Lakeshow…
HAHAHAHA omg that graphic…
Brian Windhorst @WindhorstESPN 4m4 minutes ago
After progress was made yesterday, Cavs & Tristan Thompson are currently still apart on contract talks, sources told ESPN.
Usually, this is followed by the player signing a short time later…
This is so when it happens, Windhorst can claim he broke the story.
I’ll bet Draymond signing for 5/$85M altered things a little… which is ironic considering this…
Glad Lebron came back when he did. This 2015 Free Agency has the better guys looking out for themselves in the smartest ways (personal fit, team philosophy, winning) .
Hibbert is the worst.
http://www.amicohoops.com/nba/love-cavs-cash-in-mute-doubters-yet-again
First Sam Amico column is about Love shutting up the doubters.
Any CtB fans in Seattle? I might need something shipped from there (just a bike, nothing illegal). I could pay you in CtB T-Shirts.
A bike stuff with weed!
*stuffed* with weed. Dang typos!
Ha. No. Just a bike I want on ebay that is “local pickup only.”
“Local pickup only” just sounds like a euphemism for something illegal…
Speaking of which, how close are you to downtown LA? :)
I can be as close as you want me to be… ;)
What! There is a downtown in LA? I do recall seeing some big buildings off in the distance a couple times.
Mountain bike? Colorado has some great biking.
Wow. Talk about your stacked frontcourts. Bucks have a surplus of bigs now.
Kinda like the Celtic’s surplus of forwards… they also re-signed Crowder
The Celtics have a surplus of backup forwards. There’s no one on that team that is any good outside of Thomas. They are going to suck for a long time.
True… the former Celtic GMs (Ainge, Bird) are not having particularly good years right now…
The suspense is killing me with Haywood’s contract. Any chance of us snagging Patrick Beverley?
Also I’m on an unhealthy diet of schadenfreude right now just thinking of Bill Simmons in tears and in exile. KLove signing long term for us is sweet, sweet vindication and the one of the best shutdowns of the toxic waste spewing talking heads circuit I’ve seen in a long while
No on PBEV. No chance. Will take a few days, but haywood will get done. With all the teams paying tax, there will be huge incentives to get under the apron.
Are these guys tripping, or could this happen?
http://kingjamesgospel.com/2015/07/01/is-eric-bledsoe-in-play-for-cavs/
Wait, so what big men are left that the Lakers can still grab?
LMA didn’t like their pitch…
Their “meeting” with KLove will never happen now…
Monroe just chose Milwaukee over them…
DJ or bust?
So how are the people in LA reacting to that?
Imploding I hope. I’m loving this. Radio announcers talked for months like it was a done deal that every potential FA would come sign with them.
They’re just buying more Steph jerseys and GSW gear like the frontrunners they are…
I think it would be hilarious if the Kings wound up with Monta AND Rondo… Just to see George Karl’s head explode…
Surprised that Afflalo couldn’t get more than $8M/per for two years of purgatory with the Knicks…
They signed him so they could trade him at the deadline when they are looking up from the East cellar.
HAHAHAHAHA at the Lakers and Knicks. I love “the new NBA.”
Great stuff guys! I particularly enjoyed this gem… “This pairs’ height, extreme whiteness, and awkwardness will create a spectacle no team will be able to look away from, so there will be lots of open layups to be had.”
Greg Monroe is signing with the Bucks.
Free agent Greg Monroe will sign a maximum contract with the Bucks, according to Yahoo! Sports. He’s one of four players to average at least 15 points and 9 rebounds in each of the last four seasons (Others: DeMarcus Cousins, Dwight Howard and Kevin Love)
You all beat me to it
Good job by Bucks. But they will still lose to Cavs.
A free agent chose the Bucks over the Lakers and Knicks. It’s the new NBA. Good for Milwaukee @Kevin Negandhi
I’m loving it today. I’ve had to listen to obnoxious Southern California radio hosts talk for months about how all the Free Agents would swarm to the Lakers because playing in the shadows of past Champions and living in the warm smog of LA is so amazing and stuff. Oh yeah, I guess playing meaningful basketball means something after all.
Yep. The Lakers forgot that they used to be able to attract free agents because they were good.
I wonder if the Bucks need any cap relief?
Yeesh, I missed some excitment yesterday after the Love and Thompson signings. Good thing we have a three day weekend to continue the celebration.
There are zero teams in the east that can take down the Cavs.
I’m so glad Griffin and Gilbert decided not to cheap out and spend all the moneys on keeping the team together.
West calls Bird a prick and the Pacers a low rent operation on his way out @Deadspin: David West burned the Pacers on his way out of Indiana: http://t.co/gbcbWpeu1O
He also dissed Knicks. Burning some bridged there for a 35 year old
The best part of Cleveland Stadium hotdogs was Stadium mustard…brown and spicy and blue collar. Would probably be a delicacy these days cuz its so retro.
Yummy. I have my parents bring me Stadium Mustard whenever they visit so I never run out.
Yep, great mustard. Used to be people in Cleveland couldn’t wait to get a six pack of Coors from Colorado…but that was a long time ago.
I order cases of the stuff from here… http://www.stadiummustard.com/
Wait, so you live in a place that has no phone service but you can still get mustard>?
I get phone service just fine regularly. They just don’t have great phone service (for security purposes) on the 20th Century Fox studio lot where I had my meeting yesterday…
Great! Thanks EG. Didn’t know about this. I’ll be ordering up a bunch. I’d say this made my day, if it weren’t for all the great things the Cavs have done.
Anytime! Now if I could just find a way to get some Slyman’s corned beef shipped out here…
http://www.slymans.com/
Next time I’m up in the ‘Land I can put it on dry ice and ship it to you. Maybe get you an order from the west side market, too.
Awesome!
Pastrami is way better on the coasts, but Slyman’s owns corned beef. If you’re hammered Ontario St. Cafe, my Cleveland pre gaming joint, is decent. Once your hammered at three in the morning Jake’s isn’t bad.
True… had a #19 just last week at Langers… delicious. But nobody beats Slyman’s IMHO on corned beef. My old man used to stop there before every Browns game in the 70s and 80s to grab one to go for halftime…
this brings back memories for me. the yucky memory though is the cattle troth piss bowl that municipal stadium used to have. the “water” overflow used to make my mom so sick she would disinfect our clothes upon return to civilization.
damn i miss the 80’s it really was/is the greatest decade in human civilization
Seriously can’t wait for Mabel to open up. It will be a BBQ spot next door to Lola, and Symon is basing the sauce off of maple syrup and Bertman’s Ball Park Mustard.
Raoul I also watched the SIR DOM highlight reel—impressive motor/ athleticism—–EVIL IS ALL THAT TRUE ABOUT YOU LA. PEOPLE ?
Maybe of native Angelinos, but I spent 25 years growing up in NEO, and I’m fairly stuck in my midwestern ways of unironic hot dog love, non-yoga practicing, and I have a small stake in a pizza company that does not practice the art of “liar pizza.”
Which pizza joint? My go to was Village Pizza in Larchmont when I lived on Wilton. Their meatball pizza was great.
What about joints??
I’ll answer both questions… it’s a new chain called Blaze Pizza. It’s a build your own (like Chipotle), but it’s really good IMHO, which is why I invested…
It’s also a great name for stoners when they want pizza…
I’ve heard of the concept where the pizza is cooked uber fast. Awesome idea. Fairfax would be a great location after Domiano’s went out of business. Tons of skate stoners/foot traffic.
We have one near the Farmer’s Market at the Grove… We also have them at UC Irvine, UCSB, etc. We’re opening them all over the country now too… We’ve got one in Mason, OH, and there’s one that just opened on High Street in Columbus. Coming to NEO soon I hope…
Hey EG!!! Mason, OH is my part of OH. I’ll check it out!
DYT originally here! SWOhio UNITE! (Richmond VA now)
Nice DY!!! Hey Richmond’s not too bad either… went to school in Eastern NC and visited Richmond, great city! Always wondered if it would be nice to live in.
Blaze Pizza on High Street! That is genius!
enjoyed the pictures the most. your writing is great too. it just cracks me up how much time and effort the creative people put into creating and finding these pics.
by the way, i agree with you being very colsian on your beliefs in the cavs superior talent. i agree with cols too but i am still a superstitious cleveland fan
Thanks guy. No one in the East really scares me. The Bucks will be legit in a couple years. The Magic have an interesting young core of talent, and could be a prime FA spot next year. That’s about it.
Sir’Dominic update:
http://kingjamesgospel.com/2015/07/02/how-sirdominic-pointer-will-help-the-cleveland-cavaliers/
Do we need a nickname for this guy? Maybe his middle name is Nicholas, and we can call him “Nic-Nic”.
Anyway, the Cavs now have the greatest all time collection of “High Motor” guys. If would be fun to put S’DP, MD, IS, TT, and AV out there together, and play zone full court press.
No. He will not make the team.
You sound a bit hungover!
You gotta have 15 guys. Who do you this being?
Sir Dunksalot…
Sir, OUTOFTHELEAGUALOT
Gotta have somebody on the end of the bench… not gonna be much money left for anyone but the two draftees…
How about “ColsTrain”
For Cols: Sir What’s-The-Pointer
Hahahaha. There should be Cols version of nicknames for all.
“SirDominic D-League”
This year Cols will be on the Delly bandwagon, so he will have to bad rap Sir’Dominic!
So what is the roster likely to start the season as?
Kryie, Love, LeBron, Moz, Shump, Smith, TT, JFJ, Backup PG to be named, Miller, Delly, Harris, ??, ??, ??