Flashback Friday: Go, Go Mozilla!

2015-08-28 Off By EvilGenius

Taking a short break from the villainy of this week, let’s use a laid back Friday to flashback to a time when a certain Russian big man invaded Cleveland like a gigantic monster that came to help destroy opponents, send their fans fleeing for the exits and nearly cause their head coaches heads to explode.

Yes, he would eventually go by many names (Mozzy, Moz-erati, Ivan Drago, etc.), but on this day in late January, Martin Luther King Day to be precise, Timofey Mozgov was dubbed “Mozilla” in Cory’s terrific recap of Timo’s first home game with his new team in his new city. I’m not sure if Cory was the first to christen this particular nickname, but he was most assuredly the first (with an assist from Arch Stanton) to put it to song…

“Mozilla”

With deep sunken eyes like a giant basset hound
Mozilla pulls all the rebounds down

Helpless Derrick Rose, in so much pain
Stays clear of the paint, cause it’s Moz’s domain

You put up a shot and he throws it back down
In St. Petersburg, he turns ladies frowns upside down

Oh no, they say he’s got to go go go Mozilla
Oh no, there goes Thibodeau go go Mozilla

Mozilla watches again and again
His highlight plays on ESPN
Mozilla!

Mozilla put on a show in his sixth game in a Cavs uniform, brutalizing the Bulls’ front line to the tune of 15 points, 15 rebounds and two blocks, helping the Cavs win the points in the paint margin 46-30. It was the first of three straight double-double games in a row for the new rim protector, and showed him as a force to be reckoned with.

“This was our best defensive game of the year,” said David Blatt. “We have a long way to go but the ship is sailing in the right direction.”

Suddenly, the Cavs who had been fairly porous in the paint defensively, had a means of clogging things up. Having the Mozilla backstop on the court as the ultimate shot diverter and eraser, allowed the trickle down effect of giving the Cavs’ perimeter defenders confidence to take more risks, knowing that if their man got past, he would be there waiting like a certain villain from a Rocky movie…

When David Griffin acquired Mozgov in his mid-season makeover of the Cavs, many wondered if Mozilla had come at too steep a price (two protected first round picks acquired from Memphis and OKC). But he quickly proved his worth to this Cavs team, giving them the big man they needed after Anderson Varejao went down with a season-ending injury to his achilles tendon. Mozilla would go on to produce his career best season, averaging 9.7 points (10.6 after his move to Cleveland, shooting nearly 60%), 7.3 rebounds and 1.2 blocks per game, with 10 double-doubles in the regular season, and five more in the post-season. His PER of 16.59 was also a high mark in his five year career.

It also didn’t take long for people to start gushing about him, including LeBron James…

“It’s funny, I was talking to my friend the other day and I said he’s probably the best, as far as big, true big,” James said. “You know, Chris Bosh is a great big, Kevin Love is a great big. But I’m talking about a true, 7-foot, big guy. He’s probably the best one I’ve played with since Z (Zydrunas Ilgauskas). They have different skill sets, but they both have skill. They know how to play. Sometimes you get a lot of bigs that are just big. He knows how to play and it’s great to have him out there.”

Yes, the man whose name was once coined as a verb following an epic Blake Griffin dunk in Timo’s rookie season of 2010, came a long way in his first partial season with the Cavaliers. In addition to manning the middle with quiet menace and sporting maybe the best big man jumper this side of Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Moz also rampaged his way into the hearts of Cavs fans everywhere with his off-court interviews and unforgettable commercials…

First the infamous backwards jersey spot (flash back here to John’s classic instant analysis)…

And the follow up with Mozgov’s favorite bartender (flash back to John’s interview with the Brew Garden’s owner Patrick Potopsky)…

Though Mozilla has indicated that he won’t sign an extension with the Cavs this season, here’s hoping that the Cavs will lock up their large Russian bear to a long-term deal during next summer’s cap explosion.

Until then, here’s to another season of glasnost and perestroika!

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